Four guys older than rocks who sing like birds...pterodactyls!!
Unimportant facts about TONE-HENGE
Tenor: (most of the time) Bruce Wenner. Actually a
baritone, but who cares. Head of the mathematics department at the
University of Missouri, Kansas City. Studied under Copernicus. The quartet’s
arranger, ‘cause he can tell a B-flat from whatever else there is. Remembers
important stuff, like, “Pie are square”.
Lead: (some of the time) Dan Henry. Actually a
baritone, but can’t tell the difference. Retired TV weather reporter who
once accurately stated, “Tonight it will be dark.” Older than dirt. Invented
rope. Quartet’s arranger when song is in the key of R-sharp.
Baritone: (once in a while) Jim Bagby. Actually a
baritone. (We messed up.) Associated Press broadcast journalist, thus serves
as lyricist for songs the quartet hums. Barbershop gold medal winner, so
says, “Nya, nya, nya” a lot. Once performed for Queen Victoria, hence the
phrase, “We are not amused.”
Bass: (most of the time) Keith Schweer.
Actually a baritone but thinks he’s a bass. Not a bad soprano. Computer whiz
for Sprint, speaks fluent nerd. Quartet contact man. Remembers when the Dead
Sea was only sick. Once had coal black hair. That was in 1897.